thelifeofaminigiraffelover:

lil shoutout to heather and hayley for our lego making days

toocooltobehipster:

0121-do-one:

Girl, you should haunt them.

Oh, damn, this is pretty smart on so many levels, hahahaha.

Omg loves it

onetinyhand:

katniss everdeen.

Cant wait to see this movie

tastefullyoffensive:

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fallin-skys:

i am disgusted if my followers dont reblog this

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

Yup

It does! I was at a friends house and i smelled like they hadnt opened the windows fir like 3 years!! I was like blehhh!

avengedfalconfly:

aint-nothing-but-a-finch:

the-girl-with-the-broken-smile-:

tirn33:

kimikoelenda:

itsjustafantasyfortwo:

entercreativename-here:

luv-panda:

theregattascene:

“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
“Ok… so do you want pizza for dinner or just McDonalds?” 

“Mom….I’m…”
“Gay. Yeah.”
“You knew?”
“I ship you and your best friend.”
“Ship?”
“I ship it.”
“Well…We’re dating. Is it fine?”
“Does he like reading?”
“Yeah. He read all those old books you liked when you were a kid. You know that series about those Greek god kids and wizards and that boy who bakes a lot and that-“
“You have my permission to marry him. Now let’s go to Disneyland.” 

“Mam, I’m gay.”
“OH SWEET FUCKING JESUS THANK YOU GOD YOU HAVE GRACED ME WITH MUCH IN THIS LIFE BUT NEVER HAVE I BEEN SO BLESSED AS TO HAVE A GAY CHILD THANK YOU ARE A MERCIFUL AND WISE LORD I GIVE YOU THANKS AND PRAISE AMEN.”

“Mommy… I’m gay.”

“That’s great, baby!”

“H-huh?”

“Baby, you know that I support love in every form. And so does your dad. We love you always and forever. As long as your partner doesn’t abuse or use you, then I’m perfectly happy.”

“Mama, I’m gay.” 

*gets on knees and praises the lord

“Wait, what’s going on.”

“I’m thanking God for the perfect son/daughter he gave me.”

“Mum, I’m gay”

“Oh my gosh thats so great! Do you have a boyfriend? Is he cute? When can I meet him? Tell me all about him! I’m already planning your wedding”

That’s ridiculous to get all fangirly over having a gay kid, just accept that they’re gay and get over it. Seriously, it’s stupid, that makes it sound like you’ll be disappointed to have a straight kid.

Hush, let them enjoy what they want to enjoy

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^this

“Mom?” he looks nervous, standing beside her drawing table. He watched her draw for a few moments before trying again, she got really into her work sometimes. “Mom?” “Yeah Yoffie?” The woman sat back and streched, placing her pencil behind her ear. “I…I think I’m gay…” He said softly. “Do you think or know?” His mother replied. “Know” The boy’s face became determined. “Good, what do you want for diner. I’m starved dude” She grinned playfully. “Scalloped potatoes and Jam sandwiches” Jophiel shared his mother’s grin. “Scalloped potatoes and Jam sandwiches it is” She gets up and wraps an arm around her son’s shoulders as they both walk to the kitchen.

are gay people only boys now…? 

Completley

funnyordie:

34 Hilarious ‘Walking Dead’ Memes from Season 2

Carl, get back in the house and laugh your sheriff-hat-wearing ass off at these memes!